Christmas special | Dear Santa 2

If Santa is really magical, why is he still handing out socks and mugs like a broke Secret Santa? This tee says what everyone is afraid to say out loud:

“Dear Santa, forget gifts—upgrade my bank balance.”

This is for the hustlers, the financially frustrated, and anyone tired of pretending they’re excited about another glittery gift box. Wear it to Christmas parties, family dinners, or any place where people still think joy comes wrapped in paper instead of direct deposit notifications.